Too Cool for Preschool

I've got a new shirt out in the Just Teesin' shirt shop that all of those mothers and fathers of toddlers need to check out. Now, we all know your kid is cool...but is he or she Too Cool for Preschool? You're darn right they are! You NEED to snatch one of these up RIGHT NOW. After all, your child's future so bright, they've gotta wear shades.