Do you hear that? That's the sound of inevitability.

I'm taking bets on exactly when Britney Spears will have her nervous breakdown. It's not a matter of "ifs" it's a matter of when. It will happen, oh yes. Someone besides the tabloids has to profit from this, so it might as well be me. So, go ahead...place your bets here! Oh, and don't worry about me Mr. Gaming Commission man, I'm in the bathtub while I'm writing this, so I count as a floating casino. I am in Missouri, it's legal if it's floating, remember?