Feels like an hour, it's been...18 minutes!!!

It's official. Today is the slowest day ever!!! I give up. I'm going to slam my fingers in a drawer just to spice things up and perhaps even a trip to the hospital for the change in scenery.

If you need me, I'll be the guy slamming his fingers in the drawer over here. There aren't too many of us over there, slamming our fingers. Wave and say hi, I'll wave back with my good hand.