A snowflake! Quick, grab some milk, bread, and eggs!

So, I have this theory on winter weather that I don't know if I've shared with you. It has to do with winter weather scares being planned by the grocery stores. For example, if it's going to snow hard and you're going to be stuck in your house. What do you need? You need milk, eggs, and bread, of course. How else are you going to make french toast and watch the accumulating white stuff outside your windows? Ok, so THIS TIME we really did get some bad weather, but most of the time, we get nothing. There's a huge hype though. There's warnings to stock up. There's those.
Here is my theory. I think that when the major grocery stores are wanting to get rid of milk, eggs, and bread, they call in some favors and get a winter weather advisory going. Now, granted, the weather has to be somewhat cooperative in that it has to be winter. They aren't going to have much luck with it in the middle of July. Anyway, so milk sales are slow this month and they're stock is getting close to the sell by date. They simple call it in and BAM, they've sold out of milk. I'm telling you. It's a conspiricy. It is. Seriously.