My wife...and the clicker

My wife drives me crazy sometimes when she has control of the clicker. She constantly tries to watch two shows at a time by flipping back and forth between the two. It's especially annoying because she doesn't actually enjoy either show, she spends all of her time watching it trying to figure out what she missed during the flip. Occasionally, she'll have the audacity to actually ask me what I think is happening. Usually that's about the time I leave the room and go blog about something....like right now.